Uncle Rupert

When the circus came to town, Little Billy's mother thought it would be good for her and Little Billy to spend some time together, being as how she was a single, widowed, working mother who rarely had time for her only son since her husband passed away three years hence.
Little Billy was tense with excitement and anticipation as the circus animals and performers of various types paraded though town upon their arrival. On the third day that the circus was in town, Little Billy's mother got the night off of work and finally took him to the only event that had occupied his little mind for so many hours, so many days.
Little Billy squealed with delight at the specatcle of the elephants,the acrobats and the fire jugglers. He especially loved the clowns. That is, until he was approached by one of the clowns who asked him: "Little boy, are you the head of an ass?" Bewildered, Little Billy answered "no". And so the clown asked, "little boy, are you the rear-end of an ass?" Little Billy again,perplexed, answered, "no". "Well then!!!", exclaimed the clown, "you must be no end of an ass!!!"
Poor Little Billy!! He broke into tears and ran all the way home! Little Billy's mother stood up and angrily shouted at the clown, "How dare you?? Tomorrow you will learn a lesson when I bring the child's Uncle Rupert, the Master of Backchat and Witty Repartee!!"
Later that night, Little Billy's mother consoled the poor boy. "Tomorrow, we'll return to the circus, but we'll bring your Uncle Rupert, the master of Backchat and Witty Repatee!" "You mean it mommy!? Uncle Rupert, master of Backchat and Witty Repartee will come with us??" "Yes Little Billy. I promise to ring Uncle Rupert, master of Backchat and Witty Repartee!"
The next night, Little Billy went back to the circus, accompanied by his mother and his uncle Rupert, Master of Backchat and Witty Repartee. Little Billy loved the elepants, the acrobats and the fire jugglers, but was fearful this time of the clowns.
That is, until he was approached by a clown who asked: "Little boy, are you the head of an ass?" At that moment, Uncle Rupert, Master of Backchat and Witty Repartee rose to his feet, pointed at the clown and shouted, at the top of his lungs, ......























........... 'FUCK OFF, YOU RED NOSED CUNT!'

Times are hard

Which cup would you put money in.......?

Strawberries

It's that time of year....strawberries. They're everywhere you look.
Although things have changed now. It used to be that this was the ONLY time of year you saw strawberries. But really, you can get them all year round now. Which I think is quite sad. It kind of negates the specialness of summertime.
When I was but a slip of a lad, my mother would take my brother and I up to the fields north of the village where I grew up and we'd spend the afternoon picking fresh strawberries for her. We had to choose only the best, big ripe juicy berries for her, and of course this was done whilst simultaneously stuffing our faces with as many as we could stomach.
Then we'd lug them home and the following day my mother would get the 'jeely pan' out and the jam making would commence.
The'jeely pan' was an enormous pot about 2 feet in diameter into which the prepared berries and large quantities of sugar were emptied. After much boiling and bubbling, the jam would be considered ready to cool and my brother and I treated to huge slabs of buttered bread with the 'skimmings' of the cooling jam.
Just writing this brings back the incredible taste of summer.....
It also brings to mind that intense poem of Edwin Morgans'.....


Strawberries

There were never strawberries
like the ones we had
that sultry afternoon
sitting on the step
of the open french window
facing each other
your knees held in mine
the blue plates in our laps
the strawberries glistening
in the hot sunlight
we dipped them in sugar
looking at each other
not hurrying the feast
for one to come
the empty plates
laid on the stone together
with the two forks crossed
and I bent towards you
sweet in that air

in my arms
abandoned like a child
from your eager mouth
the taste of strawberries
in my memory
lean back again
let me love you

let the sun beat
on our forgetfulness
one hour of all
the heat intense
and summer lightning
on the Kilpatrick hills

let the storm wash the plates

-- Edwin Morgan 1920 -

Forfar rooftops

I was scrolling through my pics on my pc half an hour ago looking for something to post for SF. I looked up out of the window and thought, there's my pic and went upstairs and took these from my bedroom window. The lazy man's photography.


PIANO

Softly, in the dusk, a woman is singing to me;
Taking me back down the vista of years, till I see
A child sitting under the piano, in the boom of the tingling strings
And pressing the small, poised feet of a mother who smiles as she sings.
In spite of myself, the insidious mastery of song
Betrays me back, till the heart of me weeps to belong
To the old Sunday evenings at home, with winter outside
And hymns in the cosy parlour, the tinkling piano our guide.

So now it is vain for the singer to burst into clamour
With the great black piano appassionato. The glamour
Of childish days is upon me, my manhood is cast
Down in the flood of remembrance, I weep like a child for the past.


D. H. Lawrence 1885-1930


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Bees

Took these pics last weekend. I don't know what type of bush or shrub that is. If anyone knows.....?
It's in my garden and flowers miraculously over the space of a few weeks then just as quickly dies away. As soon as it flowers, the bees appear just as miraculously and they absolutely love it. The whole bush was swarming with them when I took these.
I'm growing to like bees, never used to. Still hate wasps though.....



Sylvia Plath - The Arrival Of The Bee Box


I ordered this, clean wood box
Square as a chair and almost too heavy to lift.
I would say it was the coffin of a midget
Or a square baby
Were there not such a din in it.

The box is locked, it is dangerous.
I have to live with it overnight
And I can't keep away from it.
There are no windows, so I can't see what is in there.
There is only a little grid, no exit.

I put my eye to the grid.
It is dark, dark,
With the swarmy feeling of African hands
Minute and shrunk for export,
Black on black, angrily clambering.

How can I let them out?
It is the noise that appalls me most of all,
The unintelligible syllables.
It is like a Roman mob,
Small, taken one by one, but my god, together!

I lay my ear to furious Latin.
I am not a Caesar.
I have simply ordered a box of maniacs.
They can be sent back.
They can die, I need feed them nothing, I am the owner.

I wonder how hungry they are.
I wonder if they would forget me
If I just undid the locks and stood back and turned into a tree.
There is the laburnum, its blond colonnades,
And the petticoats of the cherry.

They might ignore me immediately
In my moon suit and funeral veil.
I am no source of honey
So why should they turn on me?
Tomorrow I will be sweet God, I will set them free.

The box is only temporary.

Sylvia Plath 1932-1963

Lost In Translation

Ok, this has been troubling me for a while now. I finally got round to watching Lost In Traslation a couple of weeks ago now. I fully realise that it's taken me a while, and that I'm not bang up to date with my movies. But there you go.
So I enjoyed the movie. Thought both Bill Murray and Scarlett Johanssen were excellent. I'd liked Sofia Coppola's only other film The Virgin Suicides too.
Prior to watching Lost in Translation I'd never read any reviews and during its release was obviously blissfully aware of any hype surrounding it, so I just took it as it came.
Anyhow, over the last week or so I kept thinking about the whisper......

For those of you who haven't seen the movie, look away now, as they say.

Those of you who have know exactly what I'm talking about.
So tonight I'm thinking about it.....the whisper that is. And I decide to google 'Lost in Translation'.
And what comes up? ...... about 45 million pages for 'the whisper'.
It wasn't just me then! Sofia Coppola obviously knew what she was doing.
I never read any of them, so I'm still in the dark......


But I just wanted to ask anybody else who might be in a position the same as I'm in..... what do you think he whispered to her?

Silver and blue

Nice clean lines of the new ish Arbroath visitor centre and restaurant.

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