I'm not important nor a government official but I just received this gem...
This little piggy went to market This little piggy stayed at home This little piggy had roast beef This little piggy had none and this little piggy went "cough, sneeze" and the whole world's media went mad over the imminent destruction of the human race, and every journalist found out that they didn't have to do too much work if they just did "Find 'bird', replace with 'swine'" on all their saved articles from a year ago, er, all the way home.
I'm not important nor a government official but I just received this gem...
ReplyDeleteThis little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed at home
This little piggy had roast beef
This little piggy had none
and this little piggy went "cough, sneeze" and the whole world's media went mad over the imminent destruction of the human race, and every journalist found out that they didn't have to do too much work if they just did "Find 'bird', replace with 'swine'" on all their saved articles from a year ago, er, all the way home.
:D
Ever thought of becoming a journo?.... I think you've got it cracked.
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