Tuesday 14 July 2009

Uncle Rupert


When the circus came to town, Little Billy's mother thought it would be good for her and Little Billy to spend some time together, being as how she was a single, widowed, working mother who rarely had time for her only son since her husband passed away three years hence.
Little Billy was tense with excitement and anticipation as the circus animals and performers of various types paraded though town upon their arrival. On the third day that the circus was in town, Little Billy's mother got the night off of work and finally took him to the only event that had occupied his little mind for so many hours, so many days.
Little Billy squealed with delight at the specatcle of the elephants,the acrobats and the fire jugglers. He especially loved the clowns. That is, until he was approached by one of the clowns who asked him: "Little boy, are you the head of an ass?" Bewildered, Little Billy answered "no". And so the clown asked, "little boy, are you the rear-end of an ass?" Little Billy again,perplexed, answered, "no". "Well then!!!", exclaimed the clown, "you must be no end of an ass!!!"
Poor Little Billy!! He broke into tears and ran all the way home! Little Billy's mother stood up and angrily shouted at the clown, "How dare you?? Tomorrow you will learn a lesson when I bring the child's Uncle Rupert, the Master of Backchat and Witty Repartee!!"
Later that night, Little Billy's mother consoled the poor boy. "Tomorrow, we'll return to the circus, but we'll bring your Uncle Rupert, the master of Backchat and Witty Repatee!" "You mean it mommy!? Uncle Rupert, master of Backchat and Witty Repartee will come with us??" "Yes Little Billy. I promise to ring Uncle Rupert, master of Backchat and Witty Repartee!"
The next night, Little Billy went back to the circus, accompanied by his mother and his uncle Rupert, Master of Backchat and Witty Repartee. Little Billy loved the elepants, the acrobats and the fire jugglers, but was fearful this time of the clowns.
That is, until he was approached by a clown who asked: "Little boy, are you the head of an ass?" At that moment, Uncle Rupert, Master of Backchat and Witty Repartee rose to his feet, pointed at the clown and shouted, at the top of his lungs, ......























........... 'FUCK OFF, YOU RED NOSED CUNT!'

3 comments:

  1. :-D

    So you found the Casual Swearing Appreciation Society then? ;-)

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  2. Like you, that was a dead end. Think that was the writers idea of a joke. Very fucking funny.

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  3. Maybe we should start one then. I wonder how many other people hit that same dead end?

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